Lighted Bethlehem Star I Have Another Joke For You All To Read,and If You Like It Give Me A Star..?

I have another joke for you all to read,and if you like it give me a star..? - lighted bethlehem star

When Jesus was born?

A man in a faithful suddenly develops a vague religious need and decides to join a church - any church. It is expected to find one.

Your first stop is to join in a Catholic church in which he asks what he has to do. The pastor said careful examination and confirmation of the Nicene Creed and the Apostles, and then see - just to see how the man knows - asks him where Jesus was born. "Pittsburgh," he said. "Get out!" priest.Next surprisingly, calls the arrest is a Southern Baptist church, where the complainant was informed he had to learn, Bible verses, swear belief in the Nicene Creed and the Apostles, which will be on alcohol, and was baptized (by immersion SPRINKLIN not only some Sissy "). The Baptist preacher then, to see how this man knows, asks him where Jesus was born." Philadelphia? "Tentatively Requests (Once Bitten, Twice Shy)." Outside, you heathen! "Cried the preacher.

Our hero finally, between a Unitarian church, where he says anything to do, has lost a charactera membership card. "You mean you do not renounce all that swearing, nothing, or dive?" Will attend, "That is correct. We have no specific tests for membership, no dogma. We support the individual freedom of belief." Then I will! But tell me - where Jesus was born? "" Why, Bethlehem, of course. "The face of the man in power." I knew it was somewhere in Pennsylvania!